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that awkward moment 

some new facebook fad where someone will put on their wall starting with that awkward moment and often times following it with something thats not awkward at all
fb status: that awkward moment when you miss the plane to go to Ireland

comment: thats not awkward that just sucks
that awkward moment by weathrguy September 16, 2011

That awkward moment when

A phrase that prefaces a Facebook status update that uses the word awkward in the same way most people use the word irony (read: incorrectly). Essentially, "awkward moments" are never awkward.
Person A: That awkward moment when you realize you will die alone
Person B: That's not awkward, that's sad and soul crushing.

As you can see, Person B is well read and has a firm grasp on the definition of the word awkward and that awkward moment when, Person A on the other hand is a sad plebeian who hasn't come to such realizations.

fucking awkward 

When you are overcome with an uncomfortable situation that can leave you feeling slightly embarrassed and wished you had a remote control for your life to hit the fast forward button.
A sex scene came on while I was watching T.V with my mom and it was fucking awkward.

p' awkward 

To be pudgy and awkward. Popularized by the comedian Mike Birbiglia
I’m pudgy cause I eat- I’m pudgy cause I’m fat.
I eat a lot pizza then I stuff it in your hat.
I’m also awkward too. I’ll make fun of your zoo.
I think that it’s genetic cause my brother’s awkward too.
This is why this is why this is why I’m p' awkward.
p' awkward by Conbus71 February 16, 2008

Metal Gear Awkward 

The stealth and evasion game played to avoid detection by an ex, boring acquaintance, or other unsavory character.
Why can't that girl who asked me out find someplace new to study? I was playing Metal Gear Awkward the whole time I was in the library.
Metal Gear Awkward by mndz October 27, 2008

p'awkward 

(adj) A conjunction of the descriptive words "pudgy" and "awkward," coined by comedian Mike Birbiglia. He came up with this after someone who attended one of his shows said they enjoyed it, but that he was "pudgy and awkward."
"This is why I'm pudgy, this is why I'm awkward. This is why, this is why, this is why I'm p'awkward." -Mike Birbiglia
p'awkward by SloopJB April 10, 2008