Askbergers

An affliction suffered by one without the social skill to realize he is asking for WAY too much stuff on facebook: free renovations, ‘go fund me’s’, materials, baby furniture, meal trains etc...AKA ‘social media begging’!!

Good lord! That is the second meal train he’s asked for this week and this time he’s requesting vegan!! What! Does he have Askbergers?

by Dies Faustus May 21, 2018

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Asker

The most evolved and superior man there is. So sexy you might go blind, so strong every man looks tiny beside him. He is truly a Swedish Viking. The name Asker comes from the norse mythology and is most common in Skandinavia.

My dad is named Asker

Asker went to the store and never came back, I still miss my dad.

by Asmer March 19, 2019

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Askeej

Askeej (uh-skeesh) is a word often used to describe the sound that a mother makes while in the process of giving birth.

"When my wife gave birth for the first time, her askeej was so loud I swear I almost went deaf."
Example in text:
Mother: "Askeej!!!!"
Baby: "Shlorp."

by Kremit_the_forg April 30, 2019

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