by Golden pro December 27, 2018
The best thing that will ever happen to you. They are caring, and they are the only people that you can count on to love you. Also they try their very best to spend their lifes caring for you.
"My mom is the best parent ever. For she lets me go to school, she feeds me, and if it wasn't for her, I wouln'd even be alive!"
by LIFEASAKID March 19, 2018
The people who say "be greatful we brought you into this world" or "without us you would have never been alive" when you really never wanted to be here.
by Ifurreadingthisurgay September 23, 2020
by Acethewolf77 gd April 26, 2021
A caretaker whose sole purpose is to keep their child(ren) from committing suicide, often in the most creative ways imaginable.
I never knew such a large part of being a parent would be to keep my son from trying to throw himself from my arms so he could smash his head on the floor.
by CmdrRockAwesome September 21, 2020
Something Harry Potter doesn’t have
Harry Potter does not have any parents
by cash_money6467 December 29, 2020