Fifteen-and-a-half

The age that a girl is often most sexually appealing, but is 6 months too young to legally engage in intercourse (in Britain)

"She was fifteen-and-a-half, I mean what's six months? And she looked a lot older in that basque."

by Andy Tiger May 29, 2005

and a half

Usually comes before the words derp or headcase.

(1) Look at Eli Manning, he’s a derp and a half.
(2) Evander Kane has progressed fro being a headcase and a half to an average 2nd line grinder for the Sharks.

by Polandballcomix4u June 16, 2018

[Welly] and a clog on

A drunken stagger home when really pissed that seems to last forever as one leg is used to stay upright and the other is a stabiliser.

"I was that pissed last night I walked home like I had a welly and a clog on".

by Pinkfoot February 2, 2009

Smoke and a pancake

a reference to gay sex, meaning to perform oral sex to a man all night and have pancakes in the morning.

Eric came over for a smoke and a pancake.

by SiouxDonum September 21, 2004

Kick a Alice and a Ella day

Today is a lucky day you get a free kick on Alice and Ella. Kick them as hard as you can.

Today it is kick a Alice and a Ella day

by teddy the cool man October 21, 2020

Skeet Skat Two Cats And A Bat!

A phrase, much like the f-word which can replace nouns, verbs, or other sentence parts.

DUDE, I just got a Wii!

Well than, skeet skat two cats and a bat!

by Char9 June 18, 2007

Andac

Which means he’s in love with Yamur Kaya and he will always love her

Andac loves Yamur so much

by andacaydogan February 1, 2020