apple garbage

Apple garbage is when you eat so many apples that you shit a whole apple often times your asshole explodes and bleeds profusely

Bitch I just ate so many apples that I got mad apple garbage d

by Jstu November 14, 2017

Wizard Apple

An apple that falls from the tree and lands in the Lake of Merlin. Being engulfed by the water of Lake Merlin, transcends the apple into a mystical magical warrior. This warrior fears nothing but the evil Grapefruit, which has the ability to drain the mighty Wizard Apple of all his powers.

Matt Repollet- Original Wizard Apple

Shout outs to Frosted Flakes and that one Crest Sparkling Toothpaste.

by Boonzing May 26, 2011

Say apples

Used when a person is told something unbelievable by another individual

Abdi: “Sampreet died in a car crash”
Raji: “Say Apples”

by Raji patel February 9, 2020

Appled Out

When your iPhone randomly restarts, and you get the black screen with the Apple logo

Guy: Ugh, my iPhone just appled out, and now I have to wait for it to restart. Worst day ever.

by palindrome388 January 22, 2014

Apple J

Short for Apple Juice.

Yo we be bustin, you want some drank?
Damn straight, gert me some apple j.
Yeeeeee

by Crystallists January 27, 2010

sauce of apples

when applesauce isn't cool enough.

Bob: pass the sauce of apples.
Joe: ok.

by mr. potato December 31, 2012

Apple time

An ambiguous measurement of time showing how long it *should* take to download files on Apple products, when in fact it takes much, much longer.

*downloading iOS 7*
iPhone: "Downloading...5 minutes remaining"
*one hour later*
iPhone: "Downloading...17 minutes remaining"
Me: "This must run on Apple time."

by CatPlanet September 18, 2013