Southern Deer Stomp

The act of forcibly putting the heel of a high heal shoe into one's anus repeatedly.
Pete owed money and got southern deer stomped by Steven.
by Sven Zryak April 27, 2019
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Southern Charm

Hahahahaha! Ok. Alright. He's won me over a little bit that shit was funny. I'm starting to see the appeal.
Hym "Yeah, ok. Southern charm over there is starting to win me over a little bit. And the porn star to be honest."
by Hym Iam August 27, 2023
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Southern Unicorn Cook

The act in which one has already thrown the 20th natural light can at the wall and rears back at their spouse in anger, then the spouse proceeds to stamp a cast iron skillet to their forehead.
- Did you hear about David getting arrested?

- No, what happened??
- His wife resorted to turning him into a Southern Unicorn Cook!
by December 19, 2021
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Southern Unicorn Cook

The act in which one has already thrown the 20th natural light can at the wall and rears back at their spouse in anger, then The spouse proceeds to stamp a cast iron skillet to their forehead.
"Some dude" Did you hear about David getting arrested?
"Some other dude" No what happened??
"Some dude" His wife resorted to turning him into a Southern Unicorn Cook!
by the big gay boi December 19, 2021
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Southern Wind

When you're rimming someone and they fart in your face.
Hahaha, Joe totally got a Southern Wind last night.
by dav3dlegend September 21, 2015
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Southern Mustache

The Pubic celery that lavishly decorated the girth lengthy gonzolite appendage often found south of the equator.
by Gwizzle1 September 05, 2022
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