Phantom Spoon Syndrome

(n.) The ability to feel sensations of your former significant other, cuddle buddy, partner, etc., spooning you while you're asleep at night.

"I'm not sure if someone creeped into my room last night or if I am experiencing phantom spoon syndrome."

by MCALLI March 8, 2014

phantom text message

You could swear you feel your phone vibrate against your thigh, but when you look there are no text messages.

You: (pulls phone out of pocket to check text)
Your wife: That better not be that little slut from your office texting you again!
You: It was a phantom text message, honest!

by fbar December 2, 2010

Phantom of the opera Overture

when you cause permanent hearing loss by playing the phantom of the opera overture in their face with 9.99x10^999 speakers cranked at 110% volume

They didn’t like it when he gave me the Phantom of the Opera overture

by ThePhantom6314 September 23, 2021

phat like a phantom

This just came about because of alliteration really, and phat was getting confused with fat, and phantoms are never fat

P1: I just put safe as milk into urbandictionary.com
P2: No way? That's phat like a phantom

by Keese September 12, 2005

Phantom Hoe

a person who swoops in between 12 am and 4 am for a late night sexual encounter and leaves before everyone is awake. This person is only heard not seen.

Dude I heard your phantom hoe creep in last night.

by Chazlee Garcia May 6, 2008

Phantom dick bump

Its when someone wears a male figured jeans and there is a bump that looks like they have a penis, but its all an illusion.

Look at her phantom dick bump, she probably took this pair from her father

by Themilkseeker March 20, 2022

KT of the Phantom of the Opera

The Yellow Rose of Texas, who enjoys writing sexual intercourse between her favourite fictional characters.

KT is notoriously dramatic, with a love of strong make-up and over the top costumes. KT thinks she is an opera singer, and most identifies with the Phantom of the Opera, as like him, she has a facial disfigurement and needs a mask to cover up.

Amz Dog: Oh Poor KT.. :(

Koala: Yeah, she totally can't find her mask today!

Jesus: KT of the Phantom of the Opera!

by Phatomesque January 28, 2009