The Dusty Sponge

The dusty sponge is a sexual act in which the dominator (usually male) artificially increases the size of an (usually womans) asshole to the point where he can insert a fist. He then grabs his dick and cums in her asshole, spits in her asshole and then proceeds to fist her with a sponge in his hand, collecting all of the juices he proceeds to grab her hair from behind and squeeze the sponge over her eyes.

Mark: Yo bro you see Paul do The Dusty Sponge to Robert last weekend?
Brian: Yeah bro shit was insane!

by The Dusty Sponge November 26, 2022

dusty chub

A 'dusty chub' is an erection or 'boner' which happens when fraternizing with an older female or 'cougar'

'Dude, I was talking with Kyle's mom about my worries about college, and she said she would always be there for me. I totally have a dusty chub '

by The Dude Abides Stuff November 12, 2018

dusty bitch

pervert/someone with a dirty mind

"hey, jeremy just asked to do a charizard on me"

"what a dusty bitch"

by the ass jester June 26, 2021

dusty rocking chair

Being by sticking a leg of an old rocking chair up each other's anus while the male gets head

Now that we're in my grandmother's house we can do a dusty rocking chair

by Missbigtits July 18, 2017

Rusty Dusty

A Rusty Dusty is when someone lays on their shoulders with their anus facing upward (it helps to lean against a wall), then player 2 places an amount of their powdered drug of choice onto the anus of player 1. Next, player 2 takes a funnel and aims the wide end at player 1s anus while inserting the thin end into one nostril while covering the other. Once all participants are in position, player one releases the biggest fart they can possibly muster, sending a plume of powdered narcotics into the funnel which is then sucked into the nose of player 2.

"man that party last night was wild."

"yeah I know bro, u see Barb joining in on that rusty dusty?!"

"Yeah man, that was probably the rustiest dusty I've ever seen!"

by lewis1991 May 29, 2020

Dusty ole Fintmin

When Fintmin are past the age of 8 years they are no longer considered Fintmin. They become Dusty Ole Fintmin. They are also referred to as Flipton in some locations. Although they strongly deny that and are known to call themselves Zoey. The origins of this name are unknown. See: "Fintmin"as all characteristics remain the same.

"That Dusty Ole Fintmin just yelled at me and said it's name was not Flipton, but Zoey"
" That Dusty Ole Fintmin is in desperate need of a Fintmin mother and Fintmin father"

by yaheardsound1 August 2, 2016

Dusty Springfield

Giving a rusty trombone with dry cotton mouth while wearing a Bart Simpson mask. When they finish you shout "Don't have a cow man!" And slap them in the face.

"Yeah dude, I totally gave her a Dusty Springfield."

by ray.rubies April 24, 2020