Jacob Thomas

a jacob thomas is one of the best people you will ever meet, he is handsome, sweet, caring, funny, and athletic. he will always make you smile and will never hesitate to make you happy. its impossible to be sad around this man. if you have him you never need to lose him because he is one of a kind.

girl: is that jacob thomas?
guy: yes it is i have heard that he is really good at football and him and his girlfriend are goals.
girl: yea too bad he has a girlfriend though.

by country.rrkkyyy April 19, 2020

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Thomas Poole is the best

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Thomas Upton

A male specimen who thinks he is straight but is very incorrect. He has a high ego and is self obsessed. WANKA

Guy1:yo who is that guy who keeps saying Thomas Thomas Thomas

Guy2: he must be Thomas Upton

by Lilbbycheesus April 22, 2020

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Thomas McGinn

If you have the name Thomas then you have 100% chance that you will get called "Thomas the Train". Really annoying most of the time because who wants to be correlated with a show meant for 5 year olds. If you meet someone named Thomas DO NOT call him "Thomas the Train". Other than that Thomas is really sexy.
Thomas walks down school hallway

Random Person - "Hey Thomas the Train"

Thomas *Pulls out gun from his bag and points it at him* -"The fuck you say to me"

Random Person - "Shit man! It's just a joke!

Thomas - "You know what's a joke"

Random Person - "What?"

Thomas - "Joe Mama!" *Proceeds to shoot him in the head.*

THE END.

My name is Thomas McGinn and I like men

by Jaquavion 663 April 25, 2022

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