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Dookie diarrhea hand job

When you take a solid turd and give it a handjob with diarrhea as the lube.
I was bored so I did a dookie diarrhea hand job with my homies.
by Dookiediarrheahandjob February 12, 2022
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Bean dookie

Baked beans in a slice of folded bread. A poor mans sandwich. Other beans may be substituted.

A term used to describe a plethora of symptoms and feeling overall awful, such as in dysautonomia or POTS.
This sure is some tasty bean dookie!
What's for dinner? Bean dookie!

I feel like bean dookie.
by xR4V3Nx2018 October 11, 2018
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dooky donkers

by anonymous November 5, 2020
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Cookie Dookie

Poop from a cookie and/or poop that is made of digested cookies.
I ate too many cookies. I need to go take a cookie dookie.
by psudeom January 30, 2018
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Spooky Dookie

The ritual of taking a shit near Halloween in a Spirit Halloween bathroom, this act is to ensure good candy
"hey man did you get any good candy?"

"yeah because I a Spooky Dookie."
by jiwdhuygald[ November 8, 2021
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Dooky thomper

A very large, tightly rolled backwood, or any other large leaf blunt variety. Such that you could drop it on the table or the floor and it would make a “thomp” sound and wouldn’t unravel.
“Ayo I got the dooky thomper right here, what are you gonna do with that lame ass swisher? Stick it up your nose?”
by CheekyFootjob February 19, 2022
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dookie hover

When a person hovers his ass over a urinal and fills it with shit.
Dude some kid took a dookie hover in the locker room!
by dookie69 May 2, 2010
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