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woo-woo

(Sometimes shortened to just "woo") A catch-all term for all the non-scientific, magical-thinking, mystical bullshit that human beings the world over believe in, that should have been dispensed with a LONG time ago by anyone with half a brain, but annoyingly still persists into the 21st century. Includes tarot, astrology, crystal vibrations, fortune telling, reiki, alternative medicine, ghosts, Ouija boards, palm-reading, seances, homeopathy, and all other similar flavors of total horseshit. Importantly, does NOT include religion, because religion is a whole other, higher echelon of irrational thinking that is its own separate category.
Dumbass: I aligned my third, fourth and seventh chakras on the cusp of Taurus and communed with my dead ancestors, who told me that you will have good fortune in the coming year. Now give me your money, please.
Rational Person: Get out of here with that woo-woo shit.
by q359 July 25, 2023
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Continuous Woo

When you're using auto-suggestions in Skype chat and it breaks itself by constantly suggesting "Woo!"
"Hey, what happened on the Skype chat back there?"
"Oh, it was a severe case of Continuous Woo."
by PineappleLimonov April 6, 2019
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woo-uh

How a majority of humans born in the country of Britain (otherwise known as England) pronounce the word "water".
They may also use "wootuh", which is very similar, although the T is actually used rather than being silent.
"I loike to drink woo-uh"
"You mean water?"
"Yeh that's wot I said"
by SeriousMANBOT March 8, 2021
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Woo-Hoo

Having sex in inconvenient locations
Dude, Hanna and I Woo-Hoo'd in a bush last night!
by Eibhear October 10, 2016
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suh woo

If your in siesta key fl and you here someone yell this your in the right place
John "Suh Woo!!"

Dean " HEll yeah the mob is this way!!"
by flabby man April 18, 2019
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On the woo

Another term for "On the fly."

Used primarily in a restaurant setting.
The server dropped a chef salad on the floor, I need another on the woo.
by bigkilla563 May 4, 2011
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Woo

Real right militant name ,as class & made to make it to the top
He /She is was one of the most militant person I ever meant woo
by Kaah252 December 20, 2016
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