daddy dice

The best daddy there is, he's always too hot even when he doesn't mean to be ;-)

Daddy Dice is the best person in the whole universe

Ground me, Daddy Dice

by notgambling January 14, 2018

daddy munchies

Daddy Munchies is a great friend. Sometimes a bit crazy and sexual. Loves making sexual jokes. Has a brother. He will play ROBLOX and let me tell you if you have a Daddy Munchy in your life, you will adore him. He can be such a dumbass though. He and his brother can be a bit gay but other than that they’re both nice.

“Daddy Munchies is so awesome!”
“His brother is gay!”

by r_xI March 30, 2022

serial daddy

When a guy has three or more children by different mother's. Especially when the children were born at the same time.

She won't talk about the father of her child because he's a serial daddy.

by Cemetery Man October 16, 2015

corona-daddy

an intamate partner that you met with during coronavirus, usually when you alone and bored. most corona-daddies have a breathing kink so worry about that, he also likes to wear masks during intercourse and use hand sanitiser as loob.

jake: look there is a corona-daddy
kate: yes he gets hard by stopping people breathing and seeing people on ventilators.

jake: oh

by hornyvirus January 26, 2021

Daddy David

That Friendly Guy at the Casino who's all about the Tips: first he Tips his hat to you, then he's giving Tips, getting Tips, Tipping your ashtray, getting you Tipsy, finding that word that's just on the Tip of your tongue, helping you after you're Tipsy, and finally Tipping you over into your Lyft or Uber after giving you "Only the Tip".

Slippery Timmy had me at my wits end at the craps table and ready to leave the Casino, and Vegas, until I met Daddy David, then my evening went into overdrive! Without him I would have been down to my last $5, but he saved my night. I still lost that last $5 but Daddy David helped me turn it into $50 Grand and a night on the town for the record books before it was completely gone.

by FunkyTuba February 14, 2021

lap daddy

A DILF dad who’s lap you would like to sit on. MAINLY FOR SEXUAL REASONS. Think of Bella’s dad from Twilight. There’s a scene where his girlfriend is sitting on his lap and he’s a total lap daddy.

“Give me that lap you lap daddy.” And “is this lap daddy’s lap taken?”

by Organic potting mix January 15, 2022

Lovely daddy

Apparently weirdo's daddy from 11 years.
Weirdo is a sussy baka for "lovely daddy."

Weirdo and lovely daddy are sus af

by Weirdo loves bread July 23, 2021