Meat Hawk

A man who looks at another man's penis while urinating in a public restroom. If you hear a loud Ka Kaw! Ka kaw! This means that a ninja recognizes such a person, and is warning all other ninjas to be alert to the pee dee peeper.

That guy in the bathroom is a Meat Hawk! Ka Kaw! Ka Kaw!

by Gangstachieff March 6, 2018

Meat Violin

my dick

suck my meat violin

by MeatViolin69 May 2, 2014

Sunrise Meats

Sunrise Meats is when you get a boner in the morning where sunrise is morning and meats is your dick

Yo what do they call when your dick gets hard in the morning?
Its called sunrise meats

by oof.exe February 13, 2020

Meat-Plug

A girthy cock with a bulbous head.

He tore my ass up last night with that meat-plug.

by Eaton Holgoode January 16, 2018

meat toke

synonym for blow job, fellatio, bj, sucking of a man's penis.

he went down to the corner to get a meat toke from that ho.

by billyboy99 September 26, 2012

gooch meat

Like gooch its the stretch of tissue elongated between the bumhole and the boosack

FoundationFinlay : Lad what are you holding there?

SomeoneElse : Oh thats just kenny's gooch meat i harvested it recently

by glovestain December 4, 2018

Meat lags

A term commonly used to describe the impact that large quantities of meat can have on the connection between computers and servers. This strange phenomenon has been observed for centuries .

Person1: "Yo dawwwwg you be lagging to sheet "
Person2: "Yeah man I'm getting the meat lags"

by weedman420lacjam October 22, 2016