Nuclear War

A game in which two people have a curry and then take up adjacent stalls see who can produce more noxious explosive diarrhea.

Why were you taking so long in the bathroom?
I was having a nuclear war. I won.
Damn good job.

by СукаБлять December 1, 2016

edit war

On Wikipedia, an edit war is where someone changes an entry, and then someone else changes it back. These two then keep changing the entry back and forth rather than discussing the matter on the talk page.

Recently, and edit war on Wikipedia's 'British Isles' entry over whether it was right to include Ireland in the British isles led to textbook pbulisher Fallons to remove all references to the 'British isles' from the Irish editions of their atlases.

by Darth Ridley December 27, 2006

Star Wars

the act of making out with another human being. but in code

hey, lets go watch some Star Wars ;)

by Mr.anonymously handsome January 3, 2011

Emoji war

when you repeatedly text someone a single emoji and the text back to see who has the best one

Matt:🍆
Me :🍅
Matt:😫
Me:😭
Matt:👳
Me:👲
Matt:did we just have an Emoji war

by 88swaggie February 15, 2015

War ghoul

People and groups who build up national security threats so they can profit off conflict, either financially or politically.

The war in Ukraine has those war ghouls in Raytheon foaming at the mouth.

by XwedodahParty April 29, 2022

jandal wars

A fun yet painful game which can test ones jandal ability, two people with one jandal each put there left hand behind there back and each have a turn to slap the person in the cheek as hard as they can, and this continues until someone gives up and the other person is declared the jandal king until he is beaten.

"Did you watch chris and mick play jandal wars?."
"Yea i did mate, it was bloody brutal!."
"At least chris is the jandal king now!."

by Bez23 January 2, 2009

War-Parking

Sitting in the parking lot of a place with free wifi because you are too cheap to go in.

Joey: I once spent four hours working in a Buffalo Wild-Wings parking lot so I could use their free wifi
Robert: War-Parking?

by ramses0 September 4, 2009