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jizz wagon 

(noun) An insult that is usually used as a synonym for: retard, pussy, cunt, dipshit, really anything that you want. It's origin come from sperm dumpster, which is used to call a girl a slut. But jizz wagon can be used as anything. The wagon meaning you are full of jizz. Not having any relation to the idea of slutiness.
Guy A: Dude you suck at that
Guy B: Stfu u jizz wagon

Guy A: Wait so is today Monday?
Guy B: No its friday u fuckin jizz wagon

Guy A: I dont wanna fight you
Guy B: Why not, you jizz wagon.
jizz wagon by Yonce's lover May 15, 2014

Meat wagon 

Your typical high school student that drives a pickup and fucks a lot of Pussy in it.
Yea the boy jacob gives a lot of girls a taste of his meat in his meat wagon
Meat wagon by This boi January 16, 2017

mario speed wagon  

giving road dome to an italian in a station wagon that has a wood strip on the side (woody)
lauren gave joe a mario speed wagon

shag-wagon 

An adult game in a vehicle, when a person sees a volts wagon bus (operational or non operational) calls shag-wagon and points it out, that person gets any sexual favor he or she desires at anytime within a one month period. A person can claim as many as possible and use them on the person called with! after one month of shag-wagon being called it is canceled out, each calling is one point (sexual favor) Also a shag-wagon point can be canceled out by another persons shag-wagon point.

a variation to the slug-bug and love-bug game!
Shag-wagon
person # 1.
I see a shag wagon, you owe me sex how ever i tell you to do it tonight!
person # 2.
Ha ha i see a shag wagon, I don't owe you shit, unless you wanna let me put it in your butt!
person # 1. hell no you can't put it in my butt, damn i guess i lost out on a shag wagon!
person # 2. ya well i see another shag wagon right there!

and i say oh yes i am!

ride the wagon

to take the initiative.
to make the first start.
to lead.
a guy should not wait for a girl to propose him.
he should be smart enough to ride the wagon

a guy should ride the wagon in a relationship.
ride the wagon by vidhsss October 14, 2005
Derogatory term for an ambulance. Typically said by firefighters.
Where in the hell is the fag wagon to pick up this jackass patient.
fag wagon by Ali T February 11, 2006