A “beached weasel” is usually found in a trap house to Diggles their way through everybody’s belongings with no remorse and guilt or care and will help you look for the things they stole from you etc. A “beached weasel” is a two-faced backstabbing friend Who will Lie to your face or steal from you step on your toes And have no remorse of doing it!!A “beached weasel”Can also be someone Who hangs out only when it is beneficial to them and some sort of way and in most cases drugs!!! Watch out for beached weasels because they are everywhereAnd will adapt to any environment or situation....
by anonymous June 5, 2018
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A friend that will hit on a girl who's sitting on your bed and slide his number to her or any woman while your in the same room but try to hide it while not being ok with you doing the same.
by cartuneist March 31, 2022
Get the Pussy Weasel mug.1.) A cute pet-name for someone you care about. Usually one who is extremely sarcastic/whitty/musically inclined/tattooed/uses the word fum/puts random ''z's'' in words.
2.) An elongated cat, in the torso area. Also referred to as a "weenie-cat."
2.) An elongated cat, in the torso area. Also referred to as a "weenie-cat."
1.) "I skipped through your 13 minute song, Kitty Weasel."
2.) "Hey! I think I tripped over a Kitty Weasel!"
2.) "Hey! I think I tripped over a Kitty Weasel!"
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Get the Shit Weasel mug.a person who, like a weasel, hunts and kill small animals - but does it because they're evil, not because they're hungry
-did you hear that Mark killed that mouse family living in his walls?
-oh yeah, he must've been hungry
-he actually ate dinner before that, he did it for fun!
-man, that guy's an evil weasel
-oh yeah, he must've been hungry
-he actually ate dinner before that, he did it for fun!
-man, that guy's an evil weasel
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