urinal waffle

When one places their dookie in a urinal and stomps it into the urinal cake using their foot in order to make said dookie resemble that of a waffle.

Meanwhile at their local Denny’s, Tobey and Alfred were in the bathroom prepping urinal waffles to accompany their breakfast potatoes

by Doggledoo December 4, 2020

Belgian Waffle

when a person or organisation acts like they appreciate someone or a group of people, only to actively antagonize them whenever possible.

originates from the internal codename for when nintendo literally stalked a DS(i) homebrew developer.

Person 1: "Did you hear about how nintendo took down another smash tourny? i thoughts they liked the players?"

person 2: "Yeah I know dude, total Belgian Waffle"

by CoolStarDood December 21, 2020

Belgian Waffles

Waffles from Europe. Usually covered in whipped cream, fruit, and/or large sugar crystals.

Damn, Marty! Those are some good ass Belgian Waffles!

by BeerOlympian August 11, 2021

waffle muncher

Noun. Someone who participates in an angry style of eating pussy.

I heard johnny was a waffle muncher after he was done she was bleeding.

by Builtsoguy October 18, 2013

Waffle quack

An ignorant person who also happens to be obnoxiously lazy who makes up words and continue to use them throughout a conversation. Also there hair is similar to that of a ducks

My friend is such a waffle quack he won't even go to the other side of the room to plug in his phone

by wafflequacker July 7, 2011

Thot waffle

A cunt that wants to act like a bitch

That how is a thot waffle

by Misslinds March 31, 2023

pure waffle

saying stuff without meaning

5"5 guys bio on tinder: im 21, and6"3

girl sees him irl: bruh this is pure waffle

by keyboardsmashingsound January 12, 2023