Trayvon Vert

Meme lord

Man, that guy on Know Your Meme is a Trayvon Vert

by EveTheWeeaboo March 5, 2018

Aesthetic Vertigo

The overwhelming emotional state consisting of awe, confusion, passion, grief, fascination, regret, excitement, and sorrow experienced by a male westerner traveling to eastern Europe and finding himself in a vast sea of breathtakingly beautiful women, after having spent his entire life among mostly fat, ugly, and miserably arrogant freaks and feminists of his native land, usually America.

-How is your trip to Lviv, homie?
-Dude, I'm in complete aesthetic vertigo! All the women here are incredible! What have I been doing with my life living in Chicago? It's like a mental asylum compared to this place!

-Why don't you stay?
-I can't. I have to build the International Logic Party to give the world a true democracy!

by UrbanVegan September 20, 2018

Trayvon Vert

Trayvon Vert used to have good memes but has turned into a self promoting piece of trash. His memes are stale. If he posts a meme it is instantly dead.

Trayvon vert is trash, and he finds everything n r/dankmemes

FUCK Trayvon Vert

by titsnowplese October 9, 2018

Life Vertigo

The sensation when the thought of the rest of your life is overwhelming, dizzying, and usual terrifying, often with strong tones of existential angst.

This is very likely to occur at the time of a quarter-life or midlife crisis, or at the moment of a great change in life - new child, divorce etc.

I couldn't get to sleep last night, I had a terrible case of life vertigo.

by Heardabouttheword January 3, 2019

M'vertibrae

When you fall instead of cussing and saying I hurt my knee just say ah m'vertibrae

Ah m'vertibrae

by Aimoiface May 26, 2019

pre-vert

pre-vert (n) when a person is obsessing and fruitlessly examining a past failure but in an extreme

"Chad was such a douchebag."
//
"Katie's such a bitch.
"I should've dumped (him/her) months ago"

"You broke it off, and it's over. Let's move on. Don't be a pre-vert"

by Content-ment411 August 6, 2019

Lord Vertido

THE ALMIGHTY KING OF ESSEX KNIGHTED IN BY THE MAN HIMSELF CHETE

"Medusa: Tweety, you heard the YG Left-Right song?"
"Tweety: Nah what about it?"
"Medusa: I love to get like Lord Vertido and clap cheeks to that music"

by tokez September 18, 2019