vamped

Vamped and or Vamp'd - to take something dull or boring and give it a face lift or a breathe air into and give it life! vamp it vamp'd

I just vamped my garage and turned it into a man cave with a new screen TV and new surround sound system! I vamped it son!

by @vampitdecor November 1, 2015

Dank Vampire

A marijuana smoking vampire. They will typically creep into your house, steal your weed, smoke all of it in front of you, and then kill you.

The most traumatic part of an encounter with a dank vampire is he smokes all of your dank in front of you.

Dude, did you hear about that dank vampire on the block. He stole Fred's dank, smoked it all in front of him while he was tied up, and then 187'ed Fred.

Watch out for the dank vampires!

by BigFaded June 14, 2010

salt vampire

The opposite of a sweet tooth. The salt vampire is one who craves salt the way people with a sweet tooth crave chocolate and jellybeans - instead, they gorge on potato chips, mixed nuts, and ChexMix. Taken from the site www.junkfoodbetty.com.

The first impression I got from these chips was holy balls these chips are salty. That’s a bold statement coming from a salt vampire like myself. I would go so far as to call them excessively salty.

by Geoff Lilley May 18, 2011

Vampires

Sexy, beautiful creatures who can seduce anyone into getting their blood sucked by them.

"I come to suck your blood!" |:>
"Sure! Why don't I slip into something a little more comfortable?..." ;)
"...???" /:|

by Your_Mom_Likes_My_Tattoo_Of_Elvis April 20, 2003

Lesbian Vampire

A lesbian who will eat a girl out on her period.

Lisa: I ate my girl friend out last night, even though she was on her period.
Sam: AH! You lesbian vampire! Sick!

by Cambrey August 11, 2010

vampin out

An uncontrollable urge by a goth vampire blood-drinking junkie to continuously consume human blood, often times of their equally lame mate. Their unquenchable thirst for blood usually surpasses their willing victim's ability to reproduce blood.

Kenneth: "Dude, let's go play world of warcraft. My mom's not home."
Chase: "I can't dude, I'm totally vampin out."

Allison: "I got the razor. Do you wanna come over?"
Kyle: "No way. Last time you totally vamped out. I had to go to the emergency room."

by Matt Lundberg January 2, 2008

dark vamp writer

1.) A popular young inspiring vampire writer
2.) A vampire writer who is somewhat imfamous on the internet for writing No Such Things As Vampires
3.) Dark short stories written by a vampire author

I read Dark Vamp Writer's stories they make me fantasize alot

I just read a dark vamp written story it was great

by MonsterXXX December 22, 2008