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Flaccid Unicorn

When one decides to make a dance move that is easier then "dabbing" because we all know the dab is dead, then creates a movement of energy and passion resulting in positivity for everyone. Be cautious when hitting the flaccid unicorn this could result in a very good time and smiles you might end up shitting rainbows and glitter but it's for people who love to live dangerously because let's be real guys staying flaccid is a state of mind. It's rare to spot a unicorn already but to have seen a flaccid unicorn or have been next to one you truly are blessed and great things can only come your way!
Whalon has some awesome dance moves! He just hit the flaccid unicorn! I feel honored to have witnessed him hit the flaccid unicorn
by FlaccidUnicorm November 5, 2016
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Unicorn Slut

Someone who occasionally practices anal sex and loves it.
Keith: Did you know Ashley has a weird fascination with getting her bubble butt pounded through her butthole?

John: Damn really?! I'd hit that Unicorn Slut.
by FlaccidVagina August 10, 2015
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Unicorn Blood

Alcoholic beverage made with lemonade, vodka, blue curacao, and maraschino cherries. When done right, resembles a rainbow.
I had unicorn blood at that Harry Potter party last night. It was tasty!
by SamiQoo January 10, 2014
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unicorn talent

A talent that one has that everyone knows about, but few have witnessed.
Guy 1. I heard Lucy sing today, it was amazing.

Guy 2. I've never heard her sing.

Guy 1. It's her unicorn talent.
by J.P. The Last Brave Bishop March 14, 2009
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Unicorn Style

When a person places a strap-on dildo on their head and use it to fuck someone else in the ass or vagina
Yo, i fucked this girl Unicorn Style last night, she LOVEDDD it!!
by Snack'em August 3, 2010
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Unicorn emoji

The unicorn emoji means that a bisexual or pansexual person is up for a threesome with anyone
Unicorn emoji? tf does that mean?”

*pansexual/bisexual appears*

“HI!”
by Maybealesbianidk September 5, 2021
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Caca Unicorn

Unicorn that eats Caca, also shits caca out of every crevice on its body. Loves Caca and Eats Caca daily.
Jeez, you really are Caca Unicorn. Stop being gross.
by TogeCian August 18, 2021
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