ultimate laziness

the feeling of being so tired that you can't even eat junk food.

Wow, Mark, you must be feeling ultimate laziness if you don't even want that bag of sour gummy worms.

by xephyrlyric March 13, 2011

ultimate air

An awesome place in different states. An indoor trampoline park that is fuckin awesome.

Let’s go to Ultimate Air. “ Hell yeah!!”

by TheAwesomeKid21 April 1, 2018

The Ultimate Douchebag

Someone who says stupid shit online and then proceeds to beg for money as if they didn’t just piss off a bunch of people

She said she hates men and then she plugged her OnlyFans. She is The Ultimate Douchebag

by DR@90N May 28, 2020

ultimate deer splat

When an open topped vehicle hits a deer at speed causing the passengers to be splattered with bile, blood and urine from the deer

What’s he covered in?!

He was riding the rollercoaster when a deer stepped out in front of the carriage and he was sprayed in its bile and piss!

Wow! That is an Ultimate Deer Splat!

by anonymous March 21, 2025

ultimate pp

dat guud dick

Alexey has the ultimate pp

by bigppmoster February 25, 2022

Ultimate BFG

Ella Macmillian

I cannot you are going to prom with the Ultimate BFG

by BFG holder April 5, 2023

ultimate dab speed

When you start dabbing with all power and speed

Oh shoot he going ultimate dab speed.

by miztercrazy September 13, 2016