Load torpedo tubes 1 & 2

When you feel the need to drop a deuce in the morning. The uncomfortable urge to defecate. See also Load torpedo tubes 3 & 4

I just finished my coffee and seriously have to go. LOAD TORPEDO TUBES 1 & 2!!

by teamscott October 30, 2008

Tarped

To Tarp. The verb form of the noun 'tarp'. To put a tarp on something. Also more commonly used to cheat in scrabble.

"After I looked it up in six dictionaries, I still couldn't find the verb tarped!"

by Grce July 20, 2008

Topeka Destroyer

when recieving a blumpie, blumpiee vomits upon blumpier's back. can be followed w/ a Des Moines Surprise.

She stopped giving me a blumpie when I took it to the next level with a Topeka Destroyer

by decay 66 April 9, 2003

Topend

During or after sexual intercourse, while your "partner" is in the cowgirl/reverse cowgirl position you unceremoniously back hand them to the bedroom floor or parking lot, depending on where the coitus is occuring.

Second definition:
While having sex in a plane or on top of a high cliff vigorous thrusting causes your partner to go ass over tea kettle.

Topended:
Becca was glad she had gone for the gold health plan at work. Getting "topended" into a moped will surely require stitches'.

Topending:
Marsha was only a flight attendant and wasn't suppose to jump with the other skydivers. However, "topending" is what she received from a randy instructor. Thankfully her fall to earth was short and filled with orgasms.

Topend:
Not being one to consider the needs of others, Bob would often "topend" his partner as soon as he busted a nut.

by Taco_Exchange and Monkey King March 3, 2009

topper

A topper is the final act of pleasure when administering a hand job. It involves striking the tip of the penis with the palm of the hand, just before climax. A topper usually requires great force, and may be accompanied by a loud, "Booyah!" or "Jingle Jangle." Variations on the topper include slicing or circular motions.

"Baby, can I get a topper with that HJ?"

by Urjustshy December 9, 2008

tore up from the floor up

Being jacked as hell, somebody who has ripped legs, core, chest, and arms.

Wow, he must have been hitting them gym because he's tore up from the floor up.

by Rory Butler September 9, 2009

torpedorgasm

when a man orgasms/comes/blows his load underwater, usually in the bath or sometimes in a jacuzzi or swimming pool

Dude, I masterbated in the bath, torpedorgasm style, gimme 5!

by sarge2--7 August 15, 2007