Clyde torres

Wordplay on the word clitoris. Back before cellphones were so ubiquitous. It was fun to go to airports and have this "person" paged…

Airport paging system announcement: clyde torres, please meet your party at the entrance to the conley ingus food court. Concourse. Co

by 4realazitgits March 3, 2021

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cock torpedo

A hard wiener that jumps out of the pants towards a target of opportunity.The trick is to land a hit, unreconaised by the victim so that i cant evade further actions in preparation.
To be clear, its in no way a rape attempt because its all bee's n honey.

Man the stations! Its time to send a cock torpedo to her bow! O7

by Kotschwan-Z August 18, 2021

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sock torpedo

A hot load, delievered by a meat head ,well and comfortable embedded in a sock (usually the right one)

Guy 1:Oh shit ! Dont touch this!!!
It got penetrated by a sock torpedo!!!
Guy 2: doin the "body snatchers" scream

by Kotschwan-Z September 1, 2021

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david torres

David is known to be the attraction and self centered but has a soft spot when it comes to love. David has curly hair and brown eyes. Ofc skates. He is into juice wrld and x. He has the best looks. He’s a Leo. Always supportive when it comes to someone needing their support. He has the prettiest eyes. He has potential and everyone should know it too. His laugh brings many memories. He is funny when it comes to a joke contest. He watches anime. He’s around average height. His smile lights up anyone from being sad to happy. David is everything a woman and a friend could ask for.

-Hey did you see David torres ?

Yea I did. David is at the skatepark.

by 767haze September 13, 2021

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david torres

David torres is one of the finest and loving person on earth. He has curly hair,brown eyes,skates and watches anime. He can be funny for no reason and can make smile shine even brighter. He is a Leo known to be dominant and courageous but he has a soft spot for his family and love ones. He has potential and is unique. He can make one crazy person in love with him by jus being himself. He puts himself first. Whenever someone wants to skate you’ll know where he’ll be. He has a high goals and standards he wants to meet. He has the prettiest eyes to stare into. David torres is is everything a person can ask for.

Hey have you seen David torres?

Yea. I saw him at the skatepark earlier.

by 767haze September 13, 2021

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