Cum on toast, arising out of the combined brain power of Welsh & Texan perversion. Bread sales went up 20% after the idea spread around.
by T3XASTOAST November 7, 2007

While laying with my girlfriend she rolled over into the spooning position and farted on my dick. The warmth was just like toasting a marshmallow.
by ConditionOfAnonymity November 8, 2014

Chinese kid: mum what’s for dinner
Mum: your favourite meal of course
Chinese kid : no way !we are having bat on toast! I love bat on toast it’s all most as good as dog sandwiches
Mum: your favourite meal of course
Chinese kid : no way !we are having bat on toast! I love bat on toast it’s all most as good as dog sandwiches
by Rah mate May 7, 2020

by Themonarch24 October 21, 2018

A rallying cry for liberals, mostly the moonbats from Democratic Underground, refering to imaginary scandals that they fantasize will bring down the Bush administration. Unfortunately for them, they are doomed to failure because the contrived "scandals" are either debunked, exist wholly within their imagination, or are over issues so petty and insignificant that the Mainstream Media never picks up on them. This leads to great consternation and periods of deep depression in liberals which cause them to lie in bed in a darkened room for days at a time until the next "Bush is toast" imaginary scandal breaks out and the cycle starts anew. The liberal never learns from past mistakes and is doomed to have his/her hopes shot down once again. The phenomena is sometimes compared to the "Peanuts" cartoon wherein Lucy bades Charlie Brown kick the football she is holding, only to snatch it out of the way at the last moment causing Charlie to fall flat. No matter how many times she does it, Charlie always falls for it, never learning. It is thus with liberals and their "Bush is toast" dreams.
Liberal: "Dan Rather has a memo that proves GWB didn't fulfill his duties in the Texas Air National Guard. Bush is toast!"
by dandi May 30, 2006

by Giov Anna* June 25, 2006

A country singer/comedian with a large blond bouffant hair-do. Most famous for her appearance in the film "Bug Buster", as well as other film, television and live appearances. www.missmelbatoast.com
by Veronica Vermillion February 5, 2010
