Cook good bacon

Used at McDonald’s to describe someone that is very stupid and unskilled. Cooking bacon is the simplest thing to do, and “cook good bacon” is code word for someone that is stupid and can only do the most simple chores. It’s meant as a very derogatory statement.
Standing in front of the new person, the manager told her that she cook good bacon and the new person said thank you, not knowing it was a dig at her for being stupid.
by ShellyH June 21, 2018
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Cook Your Rice

An euphemism for engaging in cunnilingus with cocaine under the performers tongue.
I’m going to cook your rice, Samantha.
by The Only Moose May 26, 2021
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Kristy Lee Cook

American Idol Season 7 contestant. Complete and total hotness. Can't sing worth a damn, but she is hot.
Damn! Kristy Lee Cook can't sing worth shit, but I want to put my penis in her mouth.
by Bombguy March 22, 2008
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Sir Robyn of Cooke

Robin Cook's name if he had lived a couple of hundred years ago.
"Good morrow, Sir Robyn of Cooke!"
"Good morrow!"
by Soiled Undergarment August 14, 2003
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cook your noodle

To tantalize someone's senses. When you want to show or tell someone something that will impress them or cause them to become exuberant.
Just wait Bob, this video will really cook your noodle.
by The_Siegy April 01, 2014
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rat's cooking

Referencing the movie Ratatouille, this refers to food that is so good that the rat chef from the movie Remy made it.
Wow, this food is so good it's rat's cooking!
by R3Ked February 01, 2020
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chili cook off

A sexual maneuver in which three males each take a shit, and give them to a single female as a gift. She then tastes all three of the specimens. The person's shit she likes best she has sex with, next best she gives a blow job too, and the unlucky loser has to finish the rest of the shit.
Man, Eric sure got the wrong end of the chili cook off last night.
by Arnold Palmer Half and Half March 31, 2009
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