So this asshole, right, was like pullin his meat in the middle of this test, so I was all like, "knock it off, i gotta concentrate!"
Then he was like " bite me!"
So I told this fool "pop off!"
Then like this teacher bitch said I was cheatin or something and failed me.
Then this kid skeets on my sneeks!
I was so pissed, i was flippin tits the rest of the week.
Then he was like " bite me!"
So I told this fool "pop off!"
Then like this teacher bitch said I was cheatin or something and failed me.
Then this kid skeets on my sneeks!
I was so pissed, i was flippin tits the rest of the week.
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Get the slapping tits mug.The act of ejaculating over another or one's own face- specifically carried out over the Christmas period.
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A tissue featuring images of animals in novelty Christmas dress up – usually carried around in clear plastic packets by old people or east end hipsters.
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A tissue featuring images of animals in novelty Christmas dress up – usually carried around in clear plastic packets by old people or east end hipsters.
“I gave her a Christmas tissue in the face….right it in.”
“He didn’t appreciate the Christmas tissue.”
“A Christmas tissue isn’t for life. It’s just for Christmas.”
“He didn’t appreciate the Christmas tissue.”
“A Christmas tissue isn’t for life. It’s just for Christmas.”
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Get the bisquit tits mug.usually a young girl that sometimes travels in packs that drinks way too much at clubs then uses her breasts and other feminine wiles in an attempt to receive free drinks, line privileges, attention, gifts or essentially whatever she wants. The combination of excess alcohol and clothing that is way too tight results in the raised pitch of the girls voice which causes a certain screechiness resulting in the receivers loss of hearing and weakened will to deny "screechy tits" whatever it is she is demanding
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