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mrs thompson

Mrs. Thompson gets on people's nerves and gives out way to much homework for no reason, which she says "helps build our future" BUT ALL SHE IS MAKING US BUILD IS OUR STRESS LEVEL.
Person 1: "hey do you want to hang out this weekend and go to the movies with me?"
Person 2: "naw sorry, I have to do Mrs Thompsons homework"
by 4.20 May 10, 2017
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thomas jefferson

One of the highest ranking high schools in the United States of America with a reputation for producing some of the most talented people on the globe. Population includes several nerds, losers, and geeks, but also some jocks, like any ordinary school. Contrary to popular belief, the vast majority of the population has a social life, and actually find it necessary to interact with others on a daily basis. The Aud Lob and the swimming pool on the 3rd floor tend to be the top hangouts of this educational oasis where freshmen take technology/engineering rather than world history. Also tends to produce various stereotypical thoughts such as a nerd school or one filled with students with no life or 6 hours of homework a night or a place with no alcohol or drugs or a school that performs terribly at sports or students that sleep with their TI-84 Plus Silver Edition calculators at night. However, only a few of these stereotypes are truthful, while most are simply urban legends created by people who were upset because they applied and did not get in. Some, however, are true:
Only at TJ do the jocks play calculator games.

Only at TJ can one be amazed by the incredible technology laboratories, then wonder why half the water fountains don't work.

Only at TJ does taking geometry freshman year means you're the stupidest of everyone and taking calculus sophmore year isn't a big deal.
by Jay Jay the Jet Plane January 2, 2005
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Thomas

The strong guy who runs for the door when it is most needed, he grants you with a new book and smiles at you charmingly. Then chasing after the girl he is willing to impress, he trips over.
Wow, you'e being so Thomas-y lately and its actually quite pleasant.
by supercosti October 4, 2014
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Thomas

The name (normally for a boy) who is made of pure hotness. Anything that he does girls are attracted to him like MAGNETS! Although he can be a real crappy person sometimes, he's a pretty awesome dude and a really cool boyfriend, too!
Thomas: Hey dude! Wonna hang out?!?!
Dude: yeah. Sure. We haven't hung out in a while since you started saying (whoever)
*Thomas takes a phone call*
Thomas: oh dude sorry. (Girlfriend) wants to show me something important! It sound pretty cool. Can we hang tomorrow?
Dude: yeah sure. It's fine.
by Roadtoelsewhere January 28, 2015
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Brandon Thomas Lee

The oldest son of Pamela Anderson and Tommy Lee.
Born on June 6th 1996.
Person #1 "What's Pamela Anderson's first sons full name?"
Person #2 "Brandon Thomas Lee"
by Debb December 26, 2007
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St. Thomas Academy

St. Thomas Academy (STA) is an all male, Catholic, military, college prep high school in Mendota Heights, Minnesota. It is populated mostly by upper middle class white kids that hail from the western suburbs, Eagan, Mendota Heights and St. Paul.

The constituents of this school are usually well rounded, but can range from meat head to egghead. A great number of students go on to top tier colleges; yet some choose to go on to nothingness, even though they have all the mental and financial tools availale to go wherever they please. Graduating jocks elect to pursue their childhood ambitions of athletic superstardom via D3 sports, but typically have a chip on the shoulder that they did not make the big time (the school's real sports stars are usually the most humble). Most graduates, however, end up at the University of St Thomas and basically do the same level of work they did in high school (13th grade).

While always competitive at sports (a number of state championships in swimming, basketball and hockey), the main draw is the school's tradition. Founded in 1885, it has a longstanding rivalry with Crertin high school in St. Paul. Cretin usually beats STA these days, yet the rivalry remains nevertheless. The greatest tradition is the Cadet Colonel promotion, in which one senior is chosen to lead the entire school. This ceremony creates a heated competition amongst students beginning freshmen year and lasting a lifetime.

Classroom demeanor involves anything from disciplined attentiveness to childish fart humor. Because, as much as the school likes to pretend it is raising men, all the students are childish boys that can act mature at the flick of a switch.

Socially, STA boys are polite towards girls (at least more so than nearby public schools and other catholic schools), always dwon to eat out at restaurants on nearby Robert St, and of three seperate drug abusing sects: 1)full blown alcoholic/pot head/mild cocaine user 2)drink rarely on weekends as to play both the good kid and badass card 3)never touch anything to impress Mommy and Daddy/visitation girlfriend/boost chance at Cadet Colonel.

The last thing that should be mentioned is that, though probably the most homophobic atmosphere you can find, STA students partake in many "gay" activities such as hugging, ass slapping, and all around bromance.
Cretin Student: Hey cake eater hows it feel to lose again?

St. Thomas Academy student: Sucks, but you'll work for me one day and I'll take it out on you then.
by Podymouth April 13, 2009
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Thomas

Abv. Tom
A tall white kid who is very confusing but funny. If you're ever feeling down he can usually cheer you up.
Example 1:
Thomas: My name is Thomas. I usually go by Tom but not Toms.
You: What? Haha Tom you're so confusing.
Example 2:
Friend: Literotica!
You: Oh jeez you're such a Tom haha
by That One Female Gamer March 10, 2015
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