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The Poser

I met a bad basketball player. His name was the poser.
by LGStudios October 3, 2020
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Poser

If a guy has convinced people he's Italian (such as an actor in a movie), but he's not really Italian, no matter how believable the guy is, he's not authentic, so he's a poser.
The poser had convinced people that he/she was from hell and that he/she was hell, but since there was no hell, he/she was just another otherwise obscure poser.
by Solid Mantis May 1, 2020
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Poser

Someone that is not who they say/think they are.
The narcissistic girl saw a badass shark when she looked in the mirro and thought that everyone else could see in her what she saw in herself, but they were looking at her spirit and not her appearance, and all they saw was a plain and bossy poser that everyone had tried to keep from drowning her entire life.
by The Original Agahnim October 31, 2021
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Musical poser

Someone who tries to make fun of all the people that made fun of them in songs.
The musical poser made songs about people who made fun of him/her growing up so that nobody would mess with the musical poser.
by Solid Mantis May 7, 2020
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Poser

You hear all the time about white guys who wear Fubu and act like they are from Compton. You never hear a song about a white guy who dresses like one of the tribe in Sierra Leobe and talks the way Leo DiCaprio talks at times in Blood Diamond.
Poser- What's up my brew? Let me get a cigarette about of dem pack in your pocket mon.
Other white guy- What the fuck is wrong with this poser?
Third white guy- I don't...
Poser- My name is dead body mon, don't call me poser mon.
Third white guy- At least he has more imagination than most posers, he's trying even harder than the guys that act like they're from Compton.
by Solid Mantis November 22, 2020
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poser bait

Poser bait is a Groupie (usually female) that chases after Posers or Celebrities. They are usually very picky about who they go with. Some may call them Gold Diggers.
Becky is such poser bait. She can go out with Vinny, but instead she's all dressed up waiting to get backstage for Axel at the GNR Concert.
by Sinfully Vin April 21, 2018
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Poser

One who attempts to make friends or become closer friends with a group of people by feigning interest in a particular area of culture (music, clothing, social activities).

Generally a poser is someone who lacked friends for not fitting in with any real group, they decided to become more like everyone to make friends. Sometimes they actually do become legitimately interested in the new groups lifestyle, but oftentimes they only pretend and lead a life of lies
"John thinks he's a punk rocker, I asked him about punk rock music, and he told me all about 'Teenagers' by My Chemical Romance and 'Know Your Enemy' by Green Day. I asked him what his other favorite songs by those bands were and he told me he thought they were one-hit wonders. I guess he's a bit of a poser"

Sidenote: Green Day is awesome but if you only listen to their most recent two albums, then you can't call yourself a fan... or knowledgeable about the subject.
by Punk rock? May 21, 2010
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