mars the queen

mars is a discord owner on a server with 78+ members, catself uses she/cat/gem/gemself/mel/melody pronouns. gem has her own prayer on the server and is very chaotic. mel is well-known in the server for melody's dating advice towards some of her good friends
"did you hear of mars the queen? catself is so cool!!"
"wdym 'catself', are you supporting a chronically online dollkin and fictionkin?"
"yeah..."
"we're not friends anymore"
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On Par (Kellehers Mars bar)

Donohash and Cuminhand level of greasiness
Her dandruff flakes are on par (kellehers Mars bar) with cumin hands flakes
by Yashushgman January 20, 2022
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Mars Flat

A word to describe one of your friend being flat without them knowing.
“Hey have you seen Mike MARS FLAT
Haha yeah “MARS FLAT”
by Dr Scientist Joy Knea Man April 28, 2021
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mar-a-lago milkshake

The act of cumming into a cup of ice cream, making an ex pornstar eat said ice cream and then paying her off to never mention your tiny mushroom penis.
I gave that broad a mar-a-lago milkshake and paid her to leave.
by Dirty Donny T April 12, 2024
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Mar-a-Lago Milkshake

At the height of climax, Trump delivers his famous Mar-a-lago milkshake.
by Mr & Mrs Deez April 12, 2024
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jessie mars

Some white kids that sucks on managers dick to be a manager as well. And their beard don’t connect. And his nouns are gay they/them. He thinks that he’s gonna be some lawyer some day but that’s just his imagination. He is known to girls as the gay best friend and gets no bitches
Jessiemars is the gay best friend of the group that is delusional.
Jessie mars means gay whiteboy
by Real akinator June 06, 2023
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Mars Area High School

A true treasure trove of nicotine addicts and underpaid teachers who don’t really teach to well(who can blame them). In this place you’ll find

-The alcoholic lacrosse team, who will let you know they won WPIAL more times than you can count
-The artsy/liberal students, who like to claim that a new injustice or harassment has happened to them this week, meanwhile nobody cares and everyone leaves you alone
-The nice but HUGELY bitchy girls lacrosse team, make sure you don’t mention that you can’t check to them or you’re sexist
-The pretty white but pretty good basketball team

-180 dollar parking spots just to have dogs searching through your car because they smelled something
-Bag checks that take about 15 years, then getting bitched at for being late to homeroom
-Horribly allocated funding to every sport besides football
But overall, not a HORRIBLE place to be.
Bro 1 “yo did you hear about the bomb threat at Mars Area High School last week”
Bro 2 “Lucky, they get the day off again”
by KopasSexTape May 03, 2023
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