Rappin' for Jesus

this 2013 video was created on January 15. It shows what looks like a 90's video from a vs tape but theres a whole different story behind it. this video was supposedly made from brain spinney when he was in highschool. But thats just what they want you to believe in this viral meme. this video has a website link to a church. it said it has closed in 2004 but the site was made in 2013. the video uses a stock photo from 2012. theres no church by the name of what it says. on whitelist nobody is named the actors that were in the video. this was a planned viral hit.

anyways jesus christ is my n-

Rappin' for Jesus: am i real
person: no

by Know Your Memes December 5, 2019

jesus tonight

Exclamation of annoyance when particularly fed up of over explaining something.

Jesus Tonight Shirley...if Ive told you once Ive told you a thousand fucking times!!

by porkchopexpress November 3, 2007

Jesus clout

Using Jesus and religion to gain power and influence while being dope AF

Justin Bieber's pastor Carl Lentz has mad Jesus Clout

by Bridgemeister11 November 12, 2017

Easy Jesus

E&J Brandy, preferred definition and drink of homeless drunks.

I just got paid, time to buy a fifth of Easy Jesus!

by Jooky Sea Captain June 19, 2004

Jesus Button

When one makes a statement, that depending on listener’s faith and devotion to Christianity, can instigate anger and castigation.

Brandon and Laura stormed out of my apartment after Clay told them that the Virgin Mary was only a virgin because of a mistranslation from Hebrew to Greek which really pushed their jesus button.

by C.R. Strenth June 21, 2008

jesus martinez

Jesus martinez is a person who is a Savage, dont trust no one, and/or a person who is smart and cute.

Everyone is in love with that new boy name jesus martinez he is a real cholo.

by fat triel November 26, 2015

Greased Jesus

Something (or someone) either super awesome, super sexy, or super ... greasy

"He was so greasy that he slid right off the cross and into our hearts"

"Greased Jesus is on my side tonight"

"That hat is ugly, and she paid 40 dollars for it. It's ridiculous. Greased Jesus would not approve."

"He sneaks around your room at night...except he just sort of slides around on the floor...unfortunately, he's too greasy to do much.

by marmar216 May 19, 2009