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Swift middle school

A terrible fucking school where whores start rumors and talk shit behind your back no matter who you are. It is also filled to the brim with people that want to give AIDS to people 2 grades below you and people that think being a sickness is funny, along with others who think they are better than you in every way possible and will manipulate anyone into believing them. The food is terrible too, considering they gave us an "omelette" that caused me to shit so violently she when I got home I'm pretty sure I gained airtime, but a few days later when they gave us hot dogs for lunch I ate half of it and puked on my way to the nurse after I felt so dizzy I could barely walk. Don't ever consider this school as even decent because the only good part about it are the LEAD and ELA teachers, along with most of the related arts teachers except for the art teacher, she a sexist racist bitch who lives so close to me I've considered war crimes against her family. If you have to go here the only thing you have to look forward to is the trip to Hershey park at the end of the year that is so difficult for some people to get into you almost never are there with your closest friends. DO NOT GO TO SWIFT MIDDLE SCHOOL BECAUSE I HAVEN'T LEARNED ONE USEFUL THING
Mother: how was your day at swift middle school?
any person: dogshit *pukes up everything in their body*
by Myschoolistheworst February 3, 2024
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Taylor Swift

The worst singer ever. Has zero good songs, doesn't even have an ok song. All of her songs are trash and should be erased. Also is a rich billionaire that doesn't care about the environment and takes private jet flights just to see her "precious boyfriend"
Person 1: Who is the worst singer you can think of?
Person 2: Taylor Swift obviously.
Person 1: That is the correct answer!
by Toe Dynasty April 3, 2024
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Swift Play

A person who does thing in a swift playing motion.
Hey you see that milf? I'm gonna swift play fuck that milf's pussy today.
by iknowwhatimdoingahahahaha November 19, 2023
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Taylor Swift

A mf Goddess. Beautiful gorgous amazing smart. Turning all ur daughters Gay.
Girl 1: Do you believe in God?
Girl 2: Yes i worship taylor swift!
by Ilovetaylorswift<33 July 24, 2023
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Taylor Swift

The type of musician to continuously simp for NFL players
"My name is Taylor Swift and i want to bang the whole kansas city cheifs team!!!!"
by sculman107 February 11, 2024
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acvf talor swift

It means stupid!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by Ghffbhwhegenjgs September 17, 2017
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Taylor Swift Shower

When you shower and your upper half is your only priority. Swift told DeGeneres that she only washes her legs when she shaves, because “shaving cream is like soap,”
This guy told me I did a Taylor Swift Shower and I was confused.

That means you don't wash anything past your lower half. Girl you always gotta wash your legs!
by 31xoelle December 13, 2022
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