Smurf

jesus reincarnated as a level 6

that doomfist is a smurf. he just steamrolled the whole team while being a level 6.

by nalvinian May 22, 2020

Smurfing

This is a sexual act. Your partner is asleep and you wake up with a hard on and smack them with it to wake them up

My partner woke me up today

How

By smurfing

by Trooper883 February 25, 2023

Smurf

A smurf is a person who is addicted to "blues" (30 mg oxycodone pills). They spend every dollar they have on blues, and do anything they can to get another blue.

Did you spot Jim $10?... "Nah that smurf only has money for roxys"

by GerThaBear September 8, 2013

Smurfed

Smurfed is when a man puts on a condom rolls it up to the dickhead and ejaculate inside of the condom and puts it on another person's head.

Yo i totally smurfed a bitch last night!

by Quinoux December 10, 2018

Doinkle Smurf

Someone is a doinkle smurf if they take such a long hit from a blunt that their face turns blue. Doinkle smurfs are at every party in America.

I wish that doinkle smurf would share the blunt.

by TheSupremeConnor May 9, 2018

Papa Smurf

The father of all 100 tiny blue fucking communists also known as Hitler

Ayo Fuckwad ur a papa smurf

by MonkeGod43 March 17, 2021

Smurf

Woman's frontal wedgie

She has a Smurf in the front

by Smurfdaddy69420 July 1, 2022