nipple nibbler

to nibble on the nipples of male/female

damn girl i dont like when you fucking do that shit nipple nibbler

by Anonymous March 19, 2003

Nipple Salad

(1). An acronym for "What are these strawberries doing on my nipples when I need them for my fruit salad?"

(2). A great way to interrupt a conversation or start a short conversation (see definition 1).

(3). The act of placing sliced strawberries on your nipples and running into a semi-formal diner and yelling "What are these strawberries doing on my nipples when I need them for my fruit salad?""

(4) An extremely sexual act in which you place sliced strawberries on your nipples, then place whole strawberries in the other partner's mouth (and every other hole) and proceed to use your penis to help her swallow the strawberry. Make sure you don't let her chew your dick. It hurts. It is said that Jack Black once did this to four girls, and he used whip cream.

"What are these strawberries doing on my nipples when I need them for my fruit salad?"

"What?"

Or

"Hey did you hear what Tommy did?"

"No, what?"

"He gave Kristen a Nipple Salad!!"

"HOLY SHIT!! LOU KILLED HIS HORSE DOING THAT!"

by Anorexia4Penguins October 27, 2009

Nipple Fart

The act of being a worthless, annoying, prick who is slightly nerdy and/or dorkish.

Dude1: Hey man did you hear that jacob is dating Katy.

Dude2: Yeah he's a Nipple Fart

by someone7877 February 20, 2011

nipples on ribs

a girl that is cute but so skinny she has no breast.

man, look at the ass on candy it`s to bad she`s all nipples on ribs.

by ralf May 3, 2004

Nipple Slice

An ancient samurai attack, consisting of whirling your blade above your head, screaming, then slicing it down across the persons chest, only slicing off both nipples.

You may then eat/play with/step on the sliced nipples.

John: Dude Steve was being a dick last night, so i game him the ol' nipple slice!

Dave: I didnt know you were a samurai!

John: *Bows*

by NomtasticNommage January 16, 2010

nipple chapstick

Moisturizing Substance that if applied directly, creates hardening of the nipple. Also makes them pointy, also helps for dry nipples.

Yesterday i rubbed on some Nipple Chapstick and felt a deep hardening sensation

by Bertha Roppilus June 16, 2008

pancake nipples

huge nipples that shock everyone that sees them

ben burvill has pancake nipples to the max

by kurt October 19, 2004