The last piece of paper left on the printer conveniently close to you while you are masturbating;used as last resort to catch ejaculation.
Ricky the cowboy was masturbating at his desktop in his dark quiet room, when he reached for his paper-mate to catch the ejaculation almost completely effectively.
by Bigfish305 October 22, 2009
Get the Paper-matemug. by ssprose March 22, 2017
Get the Get in matemug. by Jimmy butlers October 3, 2017
Get the ah litty matemug. by @bertccomedy May 10, 2015
Get the Son-matemug. Not only is it good, it's fuckin good. You got the skillz, but these skillz are on toast.
*Term should be reserved for only the skilledezt of the skilled.
*Term should be reserved for only the skilledezt of the skilled.
"Aw man, how did you make that totally dope vintage music video?"
"These skillz are on toast, mate."
Or.....
"Damn! Your production skillz are on toast, mate!"
"These skillz are on toast, mate."
Or.....
"Damn! Your production skillz are on toast, mate!"
by Markaiyo March 4, 2025
Get the skillz are on toast, matemug. If your father does not provide any monetary assistance for a very long time. Your father might be also interested in woodz and piggery.
by woodzlover February 20, 2023
Get the matemug. A rather steadfast mate who puts in his fair share through all kinds of hardships. Does things the hard way. Hiting a car and breaking in its windows can also earn you strong mate status.
by WigWolf March 12, 2009
Get the Strong Matemug.