Hump and Jump

The act of hooking up with someone in your own bed and then leaving to sleep somewhere else.

"Yea I finished and thought she'd leave, but I had to hump and jump and sleep on Ryan's couch.

by urbansplatt May 27, 2018

jump box

A portable battery used to jump start a vehicle with a dead battery.

The jump box has two wires coming out with clamps on the end; it also has a wall plug and a charge meter; must be for jump starting a vehicle.

by a clever ud user September 14, 2009

spider jump

When you try and spread your limbs to be a spider then you aim penis to propel yourself in the air

Collin is trying to spider jump on Andrew

by Master Pwny 1213 July 23, 2019

Jumping Jack

1. A common name for a flasher who is someone who flashes their genitals to a stranger (generally in the street)
2. A form of exercise similar to star jumpes

1. Oh god, did you hear about Nicole getting flashed by a jumping jack?
He flashed her and ran off.

2. Have you done your jumping jacks yet?

by jaffaw May 10, 2012

Photo Jumping

To make a last ditch effort to jump into a photo, intentionally to wreck and/or mess it up

Yo, Greg was photo jumping last night, it go so annoying after he messed up the first 17 !

by Greg M. July 2, 2008

Puddle jumping

having sex with multiple girls who have squirting orgasms

"Dude I went puddle jumping last night, I didn't even have to shower when I got home!"

by mooncow67 December 2, 2009

Jehovah Jumped

When you are minding your own buisness and get attacked by Jehovah's Wittneses that seemingly appear out of nowhere

I was leaving Publix and all the sudden I got Jehovah Jumped by two them sumbitches.

by The Metal Cowboy October 11, 2008