1. (noun) A colloquial name for the Indo-Appalachian right-finned porpoise, usually found gesticulating betwixt couch cushions very racistly. Swims to the very far right and has a parasitic relationship with the “greatest” and whitest of sharks, when convenient.
2. (noun) A person who has intimate relations with an upholstered sitting apparatus, while they are watching ‘Flipper’ reruns, ‘Zeus and Roxanne,’ etc. , because the concept of human connection perplexes them.
2. (noun) A person who has intimate relations with an upholstered sitting apparatus, while they are watching ‘Flipper’ reruns, ‘Zeus and Roxanne,’ etc. , because the concept of human connection perplexes them.
Well… that Jim Dave fellow turned out to be a real couch dolphin. Yikes. Is this why Cleveland had to get rid of Sea World?
by Judith Jetson Lightyear July 27, 2024
Get the couch dolphinmug. by Anonymous1237187123 January 1, 2021
Get the Joe Dolphinmug. by Dolffin May 16, 2021
Get the Dolphinmug. An incident in an oil rig back in 1983 involving a decompression chamber and diving bell where a diver was forced through a gap just 5 inches wide due to the extreme pressure differential. He was basically folded in half backwards and his organs were pulled straight out of his body.
by Apple=Airbus, Samsung = Boeing June 22, 2025
Get the byford dolphin incidentmug. Someone who went to the international dolphins festival and lost his wallet. When he realized his wallet was lost he said: "fuck! My wallet"
by SpawnCheese December 20, 2020
Get the sad dolphinmug. PersonA:"Have you seen those sharks at the beach?"
PersonB:"There were sharks too??? I just saw some of these gay dolphins..."
PersonB:"There were sharks too??? I just saw some of these gay dolphins..."
by GankedByBugSplat April 4, 2020
Get the Dolphinmug. Man, Susan was riding me so hard in the tub last night! The water was undulating so much giving mad dolphin sprinkles.
by Scoobyjew July 20, 2015
Get the Dolphin Sprinklesmug.