Brain Butcher

A relentless maths teacher that overestimates everyone and imposes her beliefs on the students’ brains, therefore butchering them.

Dave: “What’s up, Darren- OH GOD! WHAT IS THAT, A FOREHEAD HERNIA-!?”
Darren: “No, Mr. Biggshoson brain butchered my brain this maths lesson.”
Dave: “how does one do such a horrible thing...?”
Darren: “He gave us 10 extra questions do finish off before the lesson. If we didn’t, then detentions galore.”
Dave: “oh”

by adopt a toblerone October 19, 2019

potato brain

When someone has the mental capacity of a potato or the same habits of a raw potato.

Human 1: Hey potato brain get up!

Human 2: ..... *silence* .....
That's one potato brain!

by Mr.Potato Head April 23, 2017

Hubby brain

the mind being clouded to a point where memory and normal daily functions become limited due to the love a hubby has for his wifey

Wife: honey how could you forget, I just told you the other day.
Husband: sorry honey, it’s just my hubby brain

by Jokesonly3333 September 15, 2021

Zombie Brain

A mindless creature, especially one that plays League of Legends, they have no idea what they are doing and are lost in life most of the time. If you ask them a question, they will completely ignore you because they have a Zombie Brain.

"SP, what are you doing, why are you taking blue while we are taking dragon, do you have a Zombie Brain?!?!?!!?"

by NWAwalrus June 25, 2022

brain damage

apple simps

apple simps are brain damage, they make me want to f ucking die

by kjqherdgfqebrpufiq0e4398tgupoq May 6, 2022

Pizza brain

When someone mentions pizza and you suddenly realize it's all you ever wanted. You now can't focus on anything else unless it's pizza.

Aww man I can't talk about this now, I got pizza brain. Get me a fucking slice!

by Carlyy_marley July 23, 2017

brain pocket

When something gets stuck in your mind and you can't get rid of it, this is where it gets stuck.

I woke up with Post Malone in my brain pocket this morning

by Lorrington November 10, 2018