Shawsheen Tech

The one school where everyday is another adventure, especially for the new freshmen, you make so many new friends from different towns and we have exploratories of our shops. This is the one school where anyone can be themselves and won't get judged a lot by others (Sometimes). There is a LOT of drama and fights but other than that it's like one whole family. We're all freaks, this is the best school I've ever gone to. We're all stereotyped by shops and there are 5 surrounding towns that go to this school. Wilmington, Billerica, Tewksbury, Burlington, and Bedford. It's the type of school you need to be selected or accepted to come into because of 5 towns with 20-40 kids from each. Also we get into spirit for the school and Halloween/Christmas any other fun or good holiday coming up we dress up for!

You mess with one kid, you mess with all of us.

Mr. Buckley is the funniest teacher in Shawsheen Tech!

Holy crap, 1,327 kids in this school this year, that's the most we've ever had!

Omg!! Did she just say what I think she just said? Like omg i'm gonna punch her.

Girl: So what are you being for Halloween? Boy: Obama.! My friend's coming into school tomorrow as McCain and i'm going as Obama. Girl: Cool! I'm going to be an 80's dancer.

Guy: LOL! I love Halloween at this school! Girl: Did you just see the guy in the gorilla suit chasing the guy in the banana costume around the cafeteria!? Guy: Yeah :)

by Culinary Junior<3 June 13, 2011

Tech Girl

A Tech Girl is a girl who likes to spend a lot of her time studying hard and fixing bits of broken computer back together again. In other words, she is a bit like a girl version of a nerd.

Boy 1: "That girl over there aces all her tests."
Boy 2: "Yeah? Does she fix pcs as well?"
Boy 1: "Yeah, she does. She's such a Tech Girl"

by Tech Head 417 October 23, 2009

Lane tech

A school where boys claim “they are different” and act like the nicest kids ever but in reality they are all just a bunch of horn dogs. he’ll tell u he only talks to u though so watch out!

Friend: omg I’m talking to this cute lane boy

Me: ahaha he’s talking to me too

Friends: ew lane boys are assholes
Me: lane tech rejects, I wish we never met

by ilovewood123456788 July 16, 2018

Brooklyn Tech

a school full of Stuyvesant rejects

I go to Brooklyn tech!
oh so you're a stuy reject

by annducky September 16, 2020

Virginia Tech

Virginia Tech is in essence the true college experience. Compared to any other top school in VA, VT has it all and does it damn well. From parties to academics to sports and research. We are a proud school and are proud of our heritage. With the best football team in the state and a damn good basketball team as well...well its a no brainer why UVA can never beat us. UVA is like a tick on the ball sack of VT. They need to stop trying to live up to us and do their own shit. And as far as academics go, VT is very competitive to get into, just as much as UVA and more so than JMU (only reason JMU gets so many applicants is because they want to party 24/7). With that being said, VT is a highly notable school with many majors making the top lists in this country. I am proud to be a Hokie and will represent Tech to the day I die. Go Hokies!

VT student: "I heard Virginia Tech has excellent research opportunities and the education there is on par with UVA. I think I might go to Tech this fall. And besides, JMU is a joke because all they do is party. Way to promote themselves with springfest lol."

UVA student: "God I hate VT, I would never fit in because I think so high of myself and I would miss mommy and daddy so much (sucks thumb). I heard VT is getting a med school soon. Were really screwed now"

by Bimmerfanantic April 11, 2010

virginia tech

Sub-standard school in Virginia ranking near the bottom of the in-state college heirarchy. Most notable for being filled with rednecks and morons.

HS Senior #1: Where do you want to go to school?

HS Senior #2: I WANT to go to UVA, I'll probably go to JMU, but if Blue Ridge and Piedmont turn me down I'll go to Tech.

by J-Maddy March 29, 2005

High Tech Red Neck

Someone who thinks WWW stands for Wild Willing Women.

bubba: what say we git all likkered up and chase us some white wimmin?
htrn: why waste da energy? let's just stay home and cyber 'em all!

by daDebil January 16, 2004