Jumbo tango

An extra large can of pop (tango most of the time, sometimes orange, sometimes apple and even juice berry on the odd occassion)

"A can of jumbo tango please, could u make it juiceberry u fucking asshole, last time i was hear u gave me fucking wanky apple, i hate u, ur a fucking animal."

by Faz February 13, 2004

duvet tango

The dance you do with your duvet after a night out with pablo ,nose bag

I was up all last night doing the duvet tango

by ADAM AVIT April 26, 2007

naughty tango

an activity that this boy named brye hoffman always asks me to do with him, and i always say no.

girrrrl, wanna come over and naughty tango later tonight?" "NO brye i didn't want to last night and i dont want to tonight either.

by djjasxxx August 5, 2010

toothbrush tango

The fine and subtle art of tapping your rinsed and used toothbrush on the rim of your sink to any melody or beat to expunge the water from the bristles.

Husband:(opening to California Gurls) "Tap, tap tap, tap, tap tap tap tap....."
Wife:"Honey, will you stop with the toothbrush tango, Ive had enough of that song on the radio, I dont need your remix!"

by andrewcando April 7, 2011

Mackerel Tango

The last dance of the evening where a lady has removed her knickers beforehand to provide easy access in the event of scoring

Candice "There was a very savoury aroma in the club last night"

Susan "Oh, yes, I was doing the Mackerel Tango with Steve but he was having none of it"

by laurab193 June 1, 2011

Bosco Tango

Bosco Tango is the military version of Black Trash.

Instead of saying black trash, just say Bosco Tango then no one will be offended.

by josequarvo November 14, 2011

wiener tango

The act of sexual intercourse

Jack and Jill went up the hill to do the wiener tango. Up came Jill's dad, who was rather mad, and cut off Jack's little wango.

by DaddyDerek6969 September 9, 2016