tool bag

The defintion of someone who is worse than a tool. Used to show great toolness; the tool that holds tools. Use with great brevity as to not dilute the meaning.

"Did he just say neon lit doorhandles are awesome? What a tool bag"

by mikeymike4g63 January 14, 2008

tool time

Slang for smoking cheapo marijuana. Comes from the practice of Mexican construction workers hiding in the tool shed while getting high.

"Hey Pancho man, I need a little tool time, chico!"

by papafunk April 7, 2005

tool shed

A place where tools like to frequent.

I wanted to go to that new club, but I heard it was a tool shed.

by tankboy September 28, 2005

tool-sniffer

A homosexual that enjoys smelling another person's penis after sexual intercourse.

Joe Hodges is the biggest tool-sniffer I've ever known.

by PTL April 25, 2006

Tool Shop

A person who is the most annoying one-upper, douche bag ,tool around, a tool of such unimaginable proportion the term "Tool shop" is the only thing large enough to describe this individual .

They are quite literally the mother of all tools .

Ruth: "Did you hear that guy ?"

Ben: "Yeah what a tool "

Ruth: "He was more than that Ben ! , he was a total tool shop !! a fucking B and Q superstore !!"

by not a chance man September 19, 2009

E-tool

An entrenching tool, E-tool, or trenching tool is a collapsible spade used by military forces for a variety of military purposes. Survivalists, campers, hikers and other outdoors groups have found it to be indispensable in field use. Modern entrenching tools are usually collapsible and made using steel, aluminum, or other light metals.

Private fuckballs, grab your E-tool and dig me a latrine.

by x BILKO x September 22, 2016

Tool Status

To obtain the status of a Tool

Andrey is such a Tool.

Yeah he now has Tool Status.

by alexblanch April 13, 2010