mr.big-tongue

When ur father in law that u hate, likes to stick out his tongue a lot and he’s a pervert.
Me:”May,I’m with Mr.Big-tongue!!! Send help!!!”

May:”That must suck bootyhole....”
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tongue-and-groover

lesbian

one who likes to put his/her tongue in a woman's vagina, a.k.a. groove
Tongue-and-groovers can now get married in Iowa.
by jumpster April 28, 2009
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thunder tongue

The effect of farting on your partner's tongue while receiving a rim job
Hey Bill I heard that sally gave you thunder tongue.
by flatpat69 December 18, 2017
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Moose Tongue

The sexual act of licking chocolate cake out of someones anus...

or

The act of fucking someone up the anus who has had chocolate cake shoved up there anus...
i.e.

last night he realy 'Moose Tongued' me...
I sucked his penis after...
it tasted great...
by Mr J.S.J.S May 17, 2009
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Spotted Tongue

When One Person, By Use of A Rope, Spreads Another Person's AssCheeks open, so their rectum is stretched. The Person then licks the rectum until it bleeds.
my girlfriend gave me a spotted tongue. My Asshole Still Burns.
by Rick December 20, 2004
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fat tongue

while performing oral sex, the female relaxes and widens her tongue to lick the entire grundle, sac area
"Dude, I got the best head the other day. She even gave me some fat tongue."
by hollerbackgirl January 06, 2006
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Ham tongue

An unending thirst caused by eating to much salty goodness. There seems to be no real cure besides eating lots of juicy grapes. And grapes work very well to help.
My ham tongue is SOOO bad. Do you have any grapes?
by Julibear17 December 15, 2013
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