Thumb Blow-Job

When you first meet a girl and your curious if she is good at going down on you. So you ask her to give your thumb a bj.

boy: (thinking) hmm i wonder how good she is.
boy: hon, can u give me a thumb blow-job? i wanna see how good u are
girl: i might not be good at it, i havent done it in a while.
boy: idc i just wnna see how good u r
girl: ok

. . .

boy: omg ur a fucking pro . . . if only that was my dick!

by Nikki Co-co March 28, 2010

nintendo thumb

The numbness of the thumbs and index fingers commonly occurring after hours of game console use.

"Those fucking Covenant sonofabitches are giving me nintendo thumb!"

by Keith November 29, 2003

Mick Thompson

Maybe one of the best guitarists to date...a member of the supergroup known as Slipknot,all you fags who say theyre nu-metal,shut the fuck up,Mick Thompson pwns

Me:Man Mick Thompson is teh shit
Any Smart Person:Yeah man He's so damn good

by killers are quiet September 6, 2005

mrs thompson

Mrs. Thompson gets on people's nerves and gives out way to much homework for no reason, which she says "helps build our future" BUT ALL SHE IS MAKING US BUILD IS OUR STRESS LEVEL.

Person 1: "hey do you want to hang out this weekend and go to the movies with me?"
Person 2: "naw sorry, I have to do Mrs Thompsons homework"

by 4.20 May 10, 2017

thumber bummer

when a guy tries to use his thumb to finger a girl with the intention of pleasuring her, but it backfires and she does not enjoy it.

Everything was going for smoothly for Larry with the girl of his dreams until he inserted his thumb into Tara's juicebox and produced no more than a thumber bummer.

by Harry Rose September 4, 2010

thumb

To "like" something on facebook. Telling someone that you like something doesn't necessairly mean that you liked it on the book, but saying "I thumbed that" doesn't need clarification.

Dude, I thumbed that last night

He obviously posted that thinking that everyone would thumb it. They didn't. What a bad athumbtion.

She thumbed everything on my wall. It was a freakin thumbderstorm!

by DowntownDBrizzown November 27, 2010

thumbkin

The act one sticking one's thumb up someone's ass. Similar to wedgies and wet-willies, thumbkins are generally considered more 'classy' and are often used in gentlemenly situations.

"I say, I do believe I have received a thumbkin!"

"Thankyou sir may I have another?"

by Son September 13, 2003