theomeny

The fury of God

If you know what's good for you, you won't temp theomeny.

by CinRyan September 1, 2009

Theodore's Law

An adage that broadly states: "One will remember what is needed only after they are out the door." The name Theodore is pun-based, on the fact that is nearly homophonous with "The door". Also known as "O. Theodore's Law", as in, "Out the door". Also can be stated as, "If there is something that can be forgotten in packing, it will be forgotten.", though the term is more related to day items.

Coined by Jenn B. on October 12, 2009

"Why do we have to go back?"

"Theodore's Law: my bus pass."

by Warrencraft October 12, 2009

theorem of facebook circularity

If someone finds a random person on Facebook and clicks on a random friend, then clicks on that random person's random friend and so on and so forth, then the original person (the clicker) will eventually circle back until they find someone with a "mutual friend."

Bob sees Sally's profile. In Sally's profile, Bob click's on Terry's friend icon. After being rerouted to Terry's profile, Bob clicks on Jerry's friend icon...etc...until Bob finds a mutual friend. This is due to the "theorem of facebook circularity."

by hitherehowareyou?good?good... April 12, 2010

theororist

One who overuses the phrase "In theory", beginning and ending sentences with the phrase on a daily basis.

In Theory, items shipping from china by airplane should arrive sooner than those by ship. Those items should have arrived today, in theory. If that theororist says "in theory" one more time I'm going to ship HIM to China.

by RoCo77 August 3, 2010

Theory of Breastitivity

A theory derived from the notion that both male and female beings have an eternal fascination and attraction to the female's breasts, no matter the being's sexual orientation.

Male- "Wow, you have got some swell tits."
Female- "Wow, I do have got some swell tits."
Profesor- "That's the Theory of Breastitivity.

by mhm jharty September 21, 2011

theonitsa

She is the best person alive. She is so pretty everyone wants to bw like her! She gets most hot boys and loves Justin Bieber

Wow look at theonitsa she is getting all the guys

by Himbrrly April 11, 2017

Theory of knowledge

The literally and complete epitome of all human suffering and agony. Something from the depths of the underworld that should never of made it out.

Richard: OMG that lecture was so hell

Lucy: I know right, it was so theory of knowledge

by Octococeres November 21, 2019