cum sweater

You know that one sweater you have that you just let you girlfriend soak and wipe up your cum after sexual intercourse. Just because you know your shitty aunt gave it to you that one time she ever gave you a gift for anything ever in 10 years. Yep

Oh shit don't touch that that's my cum sweater!

by Jahjahrastamonskeededweedlebop May 27, 2017

white sweater

Ten guys cumming on a chest of a woman

Bitch you look cold, you ready for your white sweater?

by Vegaboys August 18, 2017

striped sweater guy

extremely disgusting guy who wears striped sweaters to gym and your friend and her boyfriend insists that you date ( but your not ever going to bc your talking to someone)

go talk to your man striped sweater guy

by mattiefukswithno1 November 29, 2017

Dick Sweater

An over abundance of ungroomed pubic hair around the penis area.

Dude is that a Dick Sweater you have on your penis!

by Dickuare December 9, 2017

Beef Sweater

Fine Egyptian like fur that surrounds the base of a mans sword.

Chick....Um, I think I have something in my teeth.
Zach....Don't sweat it babe! That's just my beef sweater. You look good.

by SweedishFish424 December 14, 2017

whiskey sweater

Keeping warm by drinking whiskey.

Let's go to the pub and put on a whiskey sweater to keep us warm for these cold upstate NY nights!

by Cupist January 14, 2018

7 Sweater

when you sweat the same amount as 7 people

"Oh damn you exercised hard"

"Yeh man you know how it is, just had a 7 sweater"

by SweaterTings January 29, 2018