The act of finding a surprise dent/scratch on your vehicle while parked in tight mall parking lot spaces.
Anita: Hey where did you get that dent?
Joe: Ugh, I got a mall surprise last Tuesday.
Anita: Bummer -__- Always park far away...
Joe: Ugh, I got a mall surprise last Tuesday.
Anita: Bummer -__- Always park far away...
by princessteph July 26, 2011
Get the Mall Surprise mug.When you pass a task to someone and there is little or no communication to say whether it is done, in progress, complete or any acknowledgement that the task has even been received. The unknown status of this task is know as a 'graham surprise' when you finally get an update.
it had been several days since i sent a question through regarding a new website, i wait in anticipation of my 'graham surprise'
by Mr B Poet November 30, 2016
Get the graham surprise mug.A reference Star Wars fans like to use, when a good thing unexpectedly happens. Originally used by then senator palpatine as he was voted supreme chancellor.
A: A trailer for a new Star Wars mobile game was just released.
B: A surprise to be sure, but a welcome one.
B: A surprise to be sure, but a welcome one.
by bobafettbountyhunting February 17, 2021
Get the a surprise to be sure, but a welcome one mug.a mix between the philly fakeout and eiffel tower. you do the eiffel tower set up (one guy in front of the girl and one in back). then the guy in back does the philly fakeout. then as the girl turns back around the guy in front pulls another one!!! if this can be successfully pulled of then it is an EPIC WIN!!
Man one "holy shit kayla is mad. what did you two do?
Superior men "DOUBLE EIFFEL SURPRISE" followed by fist bump
Superior men "DOUBLE EIFFEL SURPRISE" followed by fist bump
by philly fakeout July 27, 2009
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Get the wheat thin surprise mug.When giving a blowjob and the guy ejaculates an unexpectedly large quantity of semen in the mouth of the one performing the act.
I had been away so long I had a field load on deck, when my girlfriend finally gave me a BJ she got a huge slurprise!
by commanderkeener September 15, 2009
Get the Slurprise mug.As jack ran down the stairs naked he tripped and fell genitals first onto lucy's face causing a suprise deepthroat
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