Burnt Popcorn Smell

The bitter, acerbic, caustic, mordacious, and just plain gross aroma that lingers in the enclosed airspace surrounding a poorly abused and neglected microwave—particularly repulsive in a shared office environment. An olfactory scarring, not soon to be forgotten, which will singe into the memory of all co-workers the dangers of an unsupervised bag both to kitchen appliances and to the productivity of an otherwise fully functioning office staff.

Alisa got distracted by a phenomenally interesting cubicle conversation and neglected her microwave snack. The office quickly filled with the dreaded burnt popcorn smell and she felt really bad about it, but we all had a jolly laugh, lit some candles, and decided to love her anyway.

by Top Shelf HW June 11, 2008

smell-pretties

Anything that smells pretty. It depends on the context exactly what variety of item the term applies to, but it can be used to describe any number of things: beauty supplies (scented lotion, body wash, etc), perfumes, incense, flowers, really just anything that has the capability of smelling nicely, pleasantly, feminine...pretty.

Girl A) Hey, wanna go to the town bar and get drunk and do what bar-flies do?

Girl B) Nah, I'm excited; I get to go to a beauty party tonight! The hostess said to bring all my beauty products, smell-pretties, and makeup. She's got a cosmetologist friend. That is going to be SOOO much better than gettin' drunk in front of all the townies AGAIN!

by mommaserene March 9, 2010

smell phone

The next generation of cell phones, but they will smell good.

"Dude Tom just got the new smell phone."
"Now way, I want to go get one.
Smell phones are so sweet."

by Jay Giddens July 14, 2010

Smell ya later

Something that the angel Azrael/Rae Rae says to her bestie,Ella Lopez

Lucifer:Miss Lopez? Since when do you use that particular turn of phrase? Smell ya later?

Ella:Oh it’s just something my friend Rae Rae says

by Fuck13ReasonsWhy March 28, 2021

smelf

1.right after a man is done jacking off or having sex, there is cum left over in his urethra

Richard: Dude, last night, after I fucked Julie, I pissed all over her bathroom because of my smelf.
Billy: Did you clean up?
Richard: Fuck no I had drain pain.

by Bob Saget's Son May 27, 2009

smell bag

a slang name for someone who is generally unclean and a scruff

mick you dirty smeelbag take a shower you bum!!!!

by jamie the irish boy March 18, 2005

i smell you dirty

another way of saying "i feel ya", "i understand".

jareez: wow, today sucks.
chad: i smell you dirty

by bromandudebro May 1, 2011