Preemptive Strike

The act of taking a shit before going to an event, in anticipation of not having to hold it in uncomfortably for the next few hours otherwise.

"Hey man, you wanna hit up the clubs?"

"I'm gonna take a preemptive strike, then let's hit it."

by Jimothy The 2nd October 16, 2011

zebra stripe

A mark left over when someone slashes you with a knife in the ghetto.

Man, I shouldn't have walked into the ghetto. Some thug gave me a painful-as-hell Zebra stripe.

by Peacock Sherman Manjankerson September 13, 2013

strikes-back

To strike-back means to successfully "out play" an opponet in a musical duel. When someone "strikes-back" they are playing in an ensemble of rock and roll's most commonly used instruments and successfuly effecting a audiences in an energetic and possitive way.

"You think Randy is good, wait until Jon strikes-back".

by Bill Wilburn May 15, 2006

Monkey Strike

A buggy mod that disspointed me

omfg cant open library client.dll wtf

by Gungsta-Pasta August 2, 2003

Bacon Stripes

The stains on a pair of panties or thong that was found under your bed on a tuesday after a long weekend of drinking beer,smoking pot and fucking.....

A.i found a thong under my bed and cant remember where it came from.
B.did it have bacon stripes?
A.you fucking know it.....

by Luckydog182 March 31, 2009

pube strike

when you reach into your mane (pubic hair) and grab a handful, and throw them in someones face.

my mom just wouldn't shut up. i felt obligated to pube strike.

by Dennis Schaeffer August 8, 2010

Smoking a Strif

A Joint consisting of 1/3 tobacco 1/3 cannibus sativa 1/3 salvia divinorum

Rolling a Strif is easy. Smoking a Strif is brave.

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