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mushroom stamped

Pressing ones penis on the forehead of an unfortunate individual.
by n/a March 30, 2005
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slomp

highly versatile word which can be used as an adjective, verb, noun or expletive and whose meaning can be determined by both the tone and context it is expressed in.

also, slomp walk; a dance in which an individual raises closed hands above their head, points the head down, eyes closed and proceed to shake fists on either side of head, moving hips in opposite direction, not necessarily in rythem with the music.
That is a slompy idea.

Were you just slomping up the stairs? I could hear you from the basement.

Your dog just slomped on my shoe.

What the slomp?
by BLT Debbie November 7, 2010
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stompin

adj. English slang terminology. Describing a positive atmosphere of energy, excitement and motion. When used to describe music: large amounts of bass; a "harder" sound (such as drum and bass or hardcore,etc.)

see also bangin
"were you down the club last night? it was stompin man!"
by Olly J February 6, 2005
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stampled

a combination of stamped and trampled. Commonly used to describe a stampede of only a few animals.
Idiot1: O my god, look at all those buffalo.
Idiot2: RUN, were gonna get stampled.
Idiot1: Your a retard.
by latexsolarbeef October 16, 2007
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Mushroom Stomping

An act of mushroom stamping, but with a giant penis, usually to a person being a complete douche. This is appropriately done by slapping said douche in the face with said penis. If correct technique is applied, the stompee will have a giant, dick-shaped imprint on his face.
"Justin was being a huge dick, so Luke mushroom stomped him with HIS huge dick."

mushroom stomping
by YouCanSuckABigOne March 7, 2012
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cunt stomper

A cunt stomper is used in the event you score an absolute belter in the game of footy.
Oh my! Stevie g has just scored an absolute cunt stomper!
by Pepper jack August 21, 2016
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Somphone

Super nice guy that loves electronic gadgetry, a stiff drink and fine women. Somphone is an awesome cook, however he will probably try to make you eat "ballute". Somphone is a Lao name which probably means something like: "total bad ass".
Damn, Somphone, think the screen is big enough?
by Chi-den February 4, 2010
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