stiff mistro

A boy who hasnt gone through pueberty with a small penis who has constant erections

Hey stiff mistro you got a banana in your pants?

by krakajack January 10, 2009

shit sniffer

A male homosexual. A faggot. A piece of shit.

John and Jack hold hands while walking down the street, they are shit sniffers.

by kyle August 24, 2003

ass sniffer

A person who sniffs or snorts drugs that have been smuggled into a prison in their ass.

Looks like its up to you ass sniffer - Life

Do you know how they get that in here? up in their ass - Life

by peekaboo_jones September 26, 2005

Sniffer Dog

A person, who, in addition to being a dog, performs the routine of sticking his own fingers up his arse prior to masturbating. The person would then bring his fingers up to his face and "sniff"- the fetid stink bringing them to sexual climax.

Sullos you sniffer dog, my hand stunk for a week after that handshake!

by Dinner_Dog January 22, 2009

Stifle

The act of stifling. I.e. to suprress bowel motion.

Kid: Hey mum I need to take a dump.
Mum: Stifle it til we get home.

by konther February 21, 2015

morning stiffy

A characteristic of the male human. The morning stiffy occurs at about 6 AM. Hard to ignore by the male, it should be hidden from the human female, lest she think that it is a lollipop....

"Well, I woke up with a morning stiffy... so I wanted to do up the old lady, but she said, 'Get away from me !!'"....

"So I gave it to 'er in the butt...."

by Johnny Chingas June 29, 2009

ball sniffer

Ball sniffer is 90% of the lobstermen in Casco bay,harpswell Maine. They all follow around one boat setting there traps all around him every where he goes. They're also known as bay maggots.

Jeez brian we just set these traps 3 days ago with no one here but us now we have all these ball sniffers around us.

by scissor fish October 16, 2011