Bong-squatting

The action of filling yourself a bowl of ganja and then not taking a hit immediately after.

Minimum time of 2 minutes after filling it qualifies an individual to be a bongsquatter.

Hey Joel you shit pigeon stop bong-squatting

by Dsig Dinesh August 18, 2025

Squat cobbler

Fetish whereas sexual gratification is achieved by sitting on pies and or pastries. Cream pies and meringues are the most commonly used for safety reasons.

Kim:What's your turn on baby?
Sal: I'm a squat cobbler.
Kim: That's hot. Let me get you a French Silk pie.

by Clive Bixby September 3, 2016

Home squat

A synonym for Homeboy.

"Wassup, my Home Squat?"

by McYum July 19, 2021

Love squat

When a woman does squats onto a mans penis

“Linda did some love squats on me the other day, it was great”

by astrotom September 18, 2022

emotional squatting

When someone moves into your emotional space like it’s rent-free real estate, dumps all their unresolved childhood trauma in your living room, pisses on your peace, and calls it “being vulnerable.”
They expect full-time emotional labor, sympathy on demand, and spiritual room service — while giving absolutely nothing back.
You’re not a therapist, not their mom, not a fucking Airbnb for broken people. But somehow you ended up hosting their mental meltdown with a smile.

Every time Jenna breaks up with Kyle, she calls me crying at 2 a.m. like I’m her therapist. Bro, that’s emotional squatting.

by Timur Z April 4, 2025

Carolina Squat

A profane act that happens to senatorial page boys in Lindsey Graham's hotel room.

Lindsey Graham looks extra happy today. Someone must've given him the Carolina squat.

by Entitled_Karennnn October 3, 2022

Squat cobbler

Video wherein a person sits in a pie for the purpose of titillating the viewer.

Not a porn.

May require a costume and/or crying.

Origin: Better Call Saul, episode Pardon My Clutch.

The squat cobbler videos were hidden in the baseboards.

by Metroslo August 29, 2016